Karni Sena Asks Bhansali to Drop ‘Leela’ from his Name

Encouraged by their success in getting the name of movie Padmavati changed to Padmaavat, Karni Sena has now demanded that the director Sanjay Leela Bhansali drop ‘Leela’ from his name. They have argued that word Leela is associated with the history of India. Hotel Leela Palace and Lilavati hospital have been the pride of India, Sanjay Leela Bhansali, by using Leela in his name, is maligning the history of India. Talking to FalsePost, Karni Sena spokesperson Mr. KuchNi Karni said, “History aside, Sanjay Leela Bhansali is using two names Sanjay and Leela. This is unacceptable. India is a poor country. There are so many people who do not have any name. Take for example, Chotu at the tea-stall does not have a name. What we will do is take Leela from Mr. Bhansali’s name and give it to a poor who needs it more.” When pointed by FalsePost representative that Chotu also has a name, just that we don’t care enough to know it, Mr. KuchNi Karni threated to campaign against FalsePost as the word Post in the name demeans the Indian Post.

Sources close to Karni Sena say that the organization had recruited 6969 new brainless people for intellectual masturbation. Now that name of the movie has changed from Padmavati to Padmaavat and all the suggested disclaimers have been added, These 6969 new recruits have nothing to do. Recruitment portals have been flooded with Karni Sena members looking for exit. CEO of job portal Bekaar Job said, “We have suddenly seen a swarm of applicants interested in posts such as Dharna Manager, Vandalism Experts, and Moral Police Inspectors. 90% of the applicants are the current Karni Sena members.” It is very likely that Karni Sena is targeting Sanjay Leela Bhansali’s name to buy time till it creates a new controversy.

Meanwhile, Rajasthan CM has supported the agitators. In a candid interview, she said, “I do not know why Karni Sena is asking for the name Leela to be dropped, but whatever keeps people of Rajasthan distracted from the topic of development works fine for me.”

In other news, the government is mulling over dissolving CBFC and handing out the responsibility of film certification to Karni Sena.